Happy New Year! You’ve got to remember who’s on top, baby: it’s grandma. With the help of my fancy, space-age technology (a.k.a. the camera option on Google Translate’s phone app), I was able to read this sticker in real time.
To anyone that can read this, how good is this translation? Let me know in the comments!
Filed under: vibes we are NOT bringing into 2020.
Ok, technically not a sticker, but how could I not snap this one? I think I stood in front of this one for a full minute trying to understand what it was saying. My heart is chile without you. Chile as in chili as in chilly as in cold. Too much mental gymnastics if you ask me!
I can’t tell if this is a band or a brand, but if there is a Malt Liquor Society, can I join?
Just because I’m not on the clock, doesn’t mean I’m not patrolling for the stickies. Spotted near Sunset Beach on O’ahu. My mom asked if I was really going to show this to other people. Yes, mom, I will!
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please email me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.
