Keep Your Nose Inside Your Face Mask, Please

Spotted as I was leaving Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone last night. JK

Ok, definitely a new favorite. I’m also pretty sure I saw this circulating as a meme a couple of weeks ago, pre-protest. I had a good laugh at this one, let me tell you.

A molotov cocktail mid-flight.

I feel like this sticker has been up for a little while, but it sticks out more to me right now.

For some reason, I feel like it’s very American for this to be specified. Let’s abolish tips and pay servers at least 20% more. JK

Spotted on the cash register in Caffe Ladro on 15th Ave. This sticker was made by Alisa Starr and is a part of her Snarky Cards series, which you can see more of here. Please don’t forget to tip your servers!

“Burn it down/To start again.” JK

It seems like someone lifted the building on fire and words below from Ashley Lukashevsky, an LA-Honolulu based artist and pasted “Defund SPD” over top. At least they credited her. My biggest problem is with the font—I wish the sticker maker would have chosen something a bit more cool. In any case, I spent some time walking around Free Capitol Hill aka Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone and they’ve lit no building on fire, so far.

An oldie! JK

Don’t though!

Spotted along Pine, a little before the protests all broke out. JK

I know this sign was created pre-CHAZ, but I’m with this person—now that we’re autonomous do we have to pay rent?

my apartment is in the capitol hill autonomous zone so i shouldnt have to pay rent
— brandon (@fairygymleader) June 9, 2020

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.