Seattle Sticker Patrol: Goes to B-HAM, BABY!!!

Good afternoon, stickybabies. This week, I’m including stickers from Bellingham where Stranger editor Chase Burns and I spent a weekend for the first installment of our Unstreamable viewing series with B-Ham’s Pickford Film Center. I ate conveyor belt sushi near the briny winds of Bellingham Bay, snagged a DVD copy of Barbara Loden’s Wanda over at Bellingham’s video store Film Is Truth, and did TWO jello shots at Rumors Cabaret. In honor of this northern tour, the first five stickers in this week’s column are from the City of Subdued Excitement. Thanks for having me, Bellinghamsters!

I screamed when I saw this one. JK

Chase found out the demonym of Bellingham is Bellinghamsters and wouldn’t stop saying it all weekend. I love a city with a fun name! This sticker comes to us via Nathan Lowe.

Uhhh ok. JK

Funny coming from a LITERAL SQUARE.

So cute. JK

This sticker made it all the way from Portland—thanks Bread Boi!

Imagine if we had sky rivers full of fish. That’d be pretty fucking cool. JK

An excellent drawing of noted astronaut space boy, Jeff Bezos.

It’s true!

Ok we’re back in Seattle. JK

Everything is bigger in Texas! I’ve never wanted a sticker so badly. Thanks for bringing this into existence, Big Texas Cummer!

She died. JK

I know this is talking about Seattle’s death but it doesn’t feel like it’s coming from a Seattle-Is-Dying P-O-V.

Spotted on 15th.

I love what’s going on here. JK

I definitely would like to have this lil’ warthog as a pet.

Literally going to be me during the heatwave this weekend. JK

Thanks, starheadboy!

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.