STRANGER STAFF
AREA GYM FORGETS COMMA
The above photo was taken in a local gym that shall go nameless because surely they don’t actually want you to steal their free weights. Even though that sign does say “please do not… return them when done.”
AREA MAN EXPRESSES AGGRESSIVENESS THROUGH SHIRT LETTERING
You were a white guy loading groceries into the back of your lifted Jeep in a Costco parking lot. We did a double take reading the back side of your sweatshirt. “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BACK THE FUCK UP,” it said in block letters. While this shirt poses many questions (what the fuck is wrong with you, etc.?), we drove on past and found a parking spot in another aisle.