Every botany grad student I know wants this research & funding. *I* want this research & funding. I have way too many degrees already and I'm stuck teaching bullshit classes every quarter just to pay the tuition to finish my PhD. Penetrate the UW fiscal system for my measly paycheck, grant me access to a secure place to grow, and the Bio & ESRM grad students will help you grow the healthiest, highest yielding plants with any traits you want. As long as any grad student can pay rent and publish a paper and graduate, we're in.