Are these rolling papers sheathed in metal safe to smoke? Credit: JESSICA STEIN

Are these rolling papers sheathed in metal safe to smoke?

Are these rolling papers sheathed in metal safe to smoke? JESSICA STEIN

The other day, we got an e-mail from the creators of Shine, joint rolling papers coated in 24 karat gold. This is apparently a product you buy if setting fire to hundred dollar bills has become boring to you. The papers sell for $45 for a pack of six, meaning a single sheet of rolling paper costs $7.50.

After a publicist sent The Stranger a box of free Shine papers, I rolled a joint full of top-shelf Hindu Kush. “Is that real gold?” people would ask. When I explained that it was in fact a joint encased in a metallic sheath of 24-karat gold, they inevitably asked: “Is that safe to smoke?”

Shine’s website doesn’t offer much in the way of reassurance. They defend their product by saying, “There is no such thing as healthy smoking.” Yikes.

Lester Black is a former staff writer for The Stranger, where he wrote about Seattle news, cannabis, and beer. He is sometimes sober.