Hello, I’m Donald Trump.
You knew that. You also know I have the biggest, best, most fantastic university in the world: Trump University. It’s the best because it’s the biggest. And the BEST. Everybody knows it.
Speaking of the best, Trump University is now offering a new class for you to pay for, and it’s also great because it’s the best. It’s called THE ART OF DEBATE, and it’s an online class taught by the absolute best debater of any debate ever—me, Donald Trump.