On Sunday morning, we will fly to Cleveland for the Republican National Convention.

Dan Savage gave us this assignment so late that we couldn't get credentials inside the actual convention. That means we'll be on the outside covering protesters, gun nuts, naked ladies, and if we're lucky, a tear in the time-space continuum that opens a giant black hole and takes us all out with it.

Do our editors really think that we'll have the best perspective on this? Are they doing this because they respect our work on Bernie Sanders and his supporters? Or did they just realize they've been having men write about this election all year? (Haha! We're so good at jokes!)

We'll be Tweeting (here and here), Snapchatting, and broadcasting video on Facebook Live. Please watch it or they'll make us stay in Cleveland.

We'll also be Tindering for Republicans. The nice Log Cabin press lady said that we might be hard-pressed to find a critical mass of RNC lesbians, but goshdarnit, one of us is going to try!

If you're also from Washington and headed to the RNC, hit us up here and here with all your tips, and maybe lend us one of your flak jackets.

Wish us luck.

xo,

Heidi & Sydney, aka Groover & Brownstone, aka GROOVESTONE