I don't follow her on Twitter, because she doesn't know what a comma is,,,,, but someone retweeted this a few minutes ago and for the life of me I can't figure it out:
Ok Daddy,,, I'll Do Whatever you want.. ,Just Make Me List & promise you'll
respect me in the morning pic.twitter.com/2ezsTSpJgl
— Cher (@cher) July 26, 2016
I don't speak Cher. Is there anyone who can translate that for me? "List"?
I think (I hope) this tweet explains the above tweet, or at least might indicate that the above tweet means "Cher doesn't like Trump." But then she tweeted this, which confused me again:
Would have liked to have been 🚽'sVeep, but I'm a little tied up right now
— Cher (@cher) July 26, 2016
Considering the VP who was just picked was Hillary's, I thought: Is she calling Hillary a toilet? And then I realized she was just going back in time for a sec and talking about Trump's pick. I think. Because then she tweeted:
Well...ALOT TIED UP... pic.twitter.com/vZG4QfCqQJ
— Cher (@cher) July 26, 2016
Thank you, Cher—ALOT!—for your insights this afternoon.