Has thoughts. Tweets. Results may vary. Credit: Sky Cinema / Shutterstock.com
Has thoughts. Tweets. Results may vary.
Has thoughts. Tweets. Results may vary. Sky Cinema / Shutterstock.com

I don’t follow her on Twitter, because she doesn’t know what a comma is,,,,, but someone retweeted this a few minutes ago and for the life of me I can’t figure it out:

I don’t speak Cher. Is there anyone who can translate that for me? “List”?

I think (I hope) this tweet explains the above tweet, or at least might indicate that the above tweet means “Cher doesn’t like Trump.” But then she tweeted this, which confused me again:

Considering the VP who was just picked was Hillary’s, I thought: Is she calling Hillary a toilet? And then I realized she was just going back in time for a sec and talking about Trump’s pick. I think. Because then she tweeted:

Thank you, Cher—ALOT!—for your insights this afternoon.

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...