Youd think a billionaire could buy new hair. Guess not.
You’d think a “billionaire” could buy new hair. Guess not.

A hearty kudos to, ahem, ourselves, for first posting the now-viral video of Donald Trump’s majestic hair flop blowing in the wind to YouTube, which was sent to Stranger dom Dan Savage yesterday by John Aravosis.

Preemptive apologies for the body talk, but the video demonstrates exactly how bare the Presidential scalp truly is, and it is a thing to behold, according to pretty much everyone.

From New York Magazine: “Donald Trump’s Hair Illusion Came Undone and We All Missed It.” From Vice: “Finally, a Clip That Unlocks the Mysteries of Trump’s Hair Helmet.” From the Guardian: “Donald Trump’s hair blown apart by the wind.” And on and on and on.

Not to body shame or anything, but Donald Trump will probably be really pissed if you, say, set it to music and make gifs out of it. So you should definitely not do that.

We’ve reached out to the White House for comment and will update when/if we hear back.

Katie Herzog is a former staff writer at The Stranger.