Originally posted at 10:55 a.m., moved up because I can do whatever I want.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: In light of some top notch crowd-sourced criticism here on slog, Oddfellows is shitcanning the Frost Reviver #1 and either replacing it with Frost Reviver #2 or the disturbingly named Corpse River #2, depending on which part of this updated press release from Oddfellows you're reading: "Unfortunately, we were misguided in choosing to use Branca Menta for our Frost Reviver #1. We tried to be bold, but the people told us what they wanted, and let me tell you, it was not Branca Menta. In light of this, we have decided to try again. The Corpse River #2 is a delicious, more classic, adult hot chocolate with Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps."
Original post below, complete with revised chocolate info.
Moments after receiving an email from the local weather psychics predicting snow this weekend, I get this press release from Oddfellows offering not one but three types of hot chocolate:
To celebrate Cal Anderson Skating Rink, Oddfellows Cafe + Bar will be serving three varieties of hot chocolate this winter:
- Oddfellows
Classic Hot Chocolate—Guittard chocolate and warm milk, why mess with a classic?
Mexican Style—Our secret spice mix with Guittard chocolate syrup, this cocoa has just enough heat to keep you warm all winter!
Frost Reviver #1—Our classic hot chocolate, a little grown up with Branca Menta, a mint liquor.Frost Reviver #2—Our classic hot chocolate, a little grown up with Dr.McGillicuddy’s Mentholmint Schnapps.
To make our hot chocolates extra special, we will be topping all three varieties with our very own house made marshmallows!
Sweet giddy God, all I'm getting for Christmas this year is diabetes.
