The only candidate cage battle of the year where someone might die! Sponsored by The Stranger and the Washington Bus, tonight's onstage brawl requires everyone running for Seattle City Council to survive three rounds of questions, talent contests, and tests of skill and strength. Losers are texted off the stage by you, the drinking (and voting) public. (Neumos, 925 E Pike St,, 8 pm, free, all ages)