I have decided that when you made me paying your utility bills and credit-card debt a stipulation of marriage that you might be better off having your ex-girlfriend who loves to spend money on you and buy you expensive dinners help you instead. And where was my fucking ring? And then when I bring this up, you break up with me like you always do with a text message. And when I show up at your door demanding an in-person explanation as to why you are dumping the girl you’ve talked to every day for the past six months who you said you wanted to marry the very previous night why you are breaking up with her, you call the police? And I tell them, “I haven’t done a thing wrong, this is a public place and I can do what I want regardless of my chicken-shit boyfriend who said he wants to marry me the night before who can’t tell me to my face he wants to break up.” And once they realize I’m not nuts, they start consoling me and saying how sorry they were and how I’m a very attractive woman and a nice person and they were sure I could find lots of other guys. And the one black cop was so sweet and adorable, like, “Oh, I know life is hard, these things are rough, but you’ll be okay.” And you get out of the car to tell me it’s completely over and that you don’t want to be in a relationship with me and never to call or text you again. And then the cops make me promise I wouldn’t call you anymore. And I told them, why the hell would I do that? This man just called the cops on me. I’m so freaking mad, I don’t know if I can ever look at this person again. Anyway, lots of luck in the future.
I, Anonymous
That’s What She Said
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@10- EXACTLY. First thing I do after Savage Love. More mean- spirited snarky comments!
I think I just read one giant run on sentence. People always complain on here that these suck, but this one sucked!! I have no comprehension of these on again, off again, cops came, via text message type relationships. First comment, win. Made for each other.
Heh heh heh, he said snatch! Shatch her up!
I want the last 45 seconds of my life back, please.
@43 Actually… yes! Am I allowed to shush you now I’ve admitted to working with young children?
And I’m deadly serious. Read a BOOK.
@55 What book?stop sayin shush your not in class so you can use big girl talk now…..i just thought of somthing else men use women for COOKING SKILLS…… im deadly serious go make me a sandwich
I think he might just not be into you.
Kudos, my dear.
You were sharp – once he proposed, albeit with some conditions, he was morally bound to interact with you on demand. And bravo for standing up for yourself with dignity and aplomb, by not allowing him to squirm out of that quasi-proposal without an in-person, detailed justification.
I’m certain that all the police officers responding to your quest for clarification passed the rest of their shifts extolling your many admirable qualities – particularly the hot, black cop.
You make me proud to be a woman.
wow…some people do need to grow up. people at one point so adament about truth. write the bitch or tell her if she cant get it…then call the cops…lol uh dont be like me…i hate calling cops cuz i get in trouble..and for years had an armenian jack ass trying to hump my leg like a gay dog. not to mention he thought racist shit a turn on…told me when i talked that crap…he started to like me…lol what a fag…i talked the same shit w/o name. whatev. if a man loves you he will love you for who you are. and it needs more than texts and superficial shit in the first place? tho hey if you confused the bitch…u deal or not.
*cough* stalker *cough*