Shared bathrooms are appropriate for some public spaces! Actually, bars are one of the only places that I have truly enjoyed a shared bathroom experience because I get to chat with girls and if I have to poop at the bar I’m calling it a night. 

Anyway, I do not want to share a bathroom with my coworkers or, god forbid, my boss! Imagine you have to take a dump at work, so you stealthily run to the bathroom to take the quickest shit of all time. Mid-release, your boss walks in. How do you know? You can see them through the enormous gaps in the stalls. WHY ARE THE GAPS SO BIG! 

Let me shit in peace! Maybe they have to take a dump, too—that’s great, I just don’t want to know. 

I feel like I’m insane? Can we fix this? Can we get a single-stall situation for offices? How does the bathroom at Lumon work?


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11 replies on “Stalled Out”

  1. @1 – nor jail.

    can

    You*

    spare

    a square?

    *along with Massive

    Tariffs thedjt’s gonna

    have All bathroom stalls

    become doors-free because

    of Terrorism – so if you See somthing

    ffs Say something – and We’ll All be a Lot Safer.

  2. Not only are we forced to spend more time with our co-workers than our actual family and friends, but we have to listen to them take a crap after a night of drinking, so depressing 🙁

  3. @5, You got that right! Why would anyone hurry a dump just because they’re at work? You think the boss or the owner hurries so they can keep paying you that Grade A wage?

  4. @3

    Never underestimate the ability of a Trump obsessed leftist to make everything about him.

    They are so committed to it that I think it has progressed from obsession to fetish.

  5. shorter @9

    thedjt’s

    Insignificant

    America’s getting

    Sold Off, piecemeal

    5 Millions in the Streets

    but yeah

    it’s the Leftists

    are so Delusional

    great

    Catch!

  6. O&btw?

    thedjt’s NOT Coming

    for the Doors. he’s

    coming for YOU.*

    you just Happen

    to be a little

    Further

    Down

    on

    The List.

    *like

    Arnold

    The Terminator

    once said: I Like

    You. I’ll kill you last.

    hope

    this Helps!

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