Shared bathrooms are appropriate for some public spaces! Actually, bars are one of the only places that I have truly enjoyed a shared bathroom experience because I get to chat with girls and if I have to poop at the bar I’m calling it a night.
Anyway, I do not want to share a bathroom with my coworkers or, god forbid, my boss! Imagine you have to take a dump at work, so you stealthily run to the bathroom to take the quickest shit of all time. Mid-release, your boss walks in. How do you know? You can see them through the enormous gaps in the stalls. WHY ARE THE GAPS SO BIG!
Let me shit in peace! Maybe they have to take a dump, too—that’s great, I just don’t want to know.
I feel like I’m insane? Can we fix this? Can we get a single-stall situation for offices? How does the bathroom at Lumon work?
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You’d never make it the army.
Evrywun pewps
@1 – nor jail.
can
You*
spare
a square?
*along with Massive
Tariffs thedjt’s gonna
have All bathroom stalls
become doors-free because
of Terrorism – so if you See somthing
ffs Say something – and We’ll All be a Lot Safer.
There are numerous reasons for the gap in the stalls.
Maybe toss your questions to google instead of to I Anonymous.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.
Not only are we forced to spend more time with our co-workers than our actual family and friends, but we have to listen to them take a crap after a night of drinking, so depressing 🙁
@5, You got that right! Why would anyone hurry a dump just because they’re at work? You think the boss or the owner hurries so they can keep paying you that Grade A wage?
@5 bravo.
@3
Never underestimate the ability of a Trump obsessed leftist to make everything about him.
They are so committed to it that I think it has progressed from obsession to fetish.
shorter @9
thedjt’s
Insignificant
America’s getting
Sold Off, piecemeal
5 Millions in the Streets
but yeah
it’s the Leftists
are so Delusional
great
Catch!
O&btw?
thedjt’s NOT Coming
for the Doors. he’s
coming for YOU.*
you just Happen
to be a little
Further
Down
on
The List.
*like
Arnold
The Terminator
once said: I Like
You. I’ll kill you last.
hope
this Helps!