The world can be a cynical place, but as long as there are people like Marc Ornstein to dedicate a freestyle canoeing routine to the tune of “Lady in Red” to his daughter, we’re going to be alright.

Anthony Hecht is The Stranger's Chief Technology Officer. He owns no monkeys.

6 replies on “Happy Saturday”

  1. I am very happy to learn that there are canoeing championships that don’t involve the word “extreme”. I hope he gets to the nationals.

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