The world can be a cynical place, but as long as there are people like Marc Ornstein to dedicate a freestyle canoeing routine to the tune of “Lady in Red” to his daughter, we’re going to be alright.
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Thanks for sharing
everything about this makes me happy and confused.
Dads are awesome. So corny but so, so sweet!
I don’t get it. Why are people clapping?
I am very happy to learn that there are canoeing championships that don’t involve the word “extreme”. I hope he gets to the nationals.
The spins and footwork were great but I kept waiting for the jumps. Where are the jumps?