Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife… THEY’RE coming! Soon Seattle will be crawling with the foot soldiers of a very powerful and evil army. Here is your official Wicked Clown Countdown™ that you never wanted, nor asked for, SLOG.
You have only 4 days to prepare.

Clown’mageddon Helpful Hint #1: You can buy Faygo at Ezell’s Chicken on 23rd. Stick to Rock & Rye, or Redpop. They look the most like blood.

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  • Kelly O / The Gathering of the Juggalos, 2010

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...