Old news though it may be to true fans, it may be best to enjoy this Huffington Post headline before someone with a slang dictionary or a Mr. Show DVD gets around to copy-editing it:

Why the Media Taint-Mongers are Continuing to Wrongfully Accuse Obama

Taint mongering is recession proof.

Sean Nelson has worked at The Stranger on and off since 1996. He is currently Editor-at-Large. His past job titles included: Assistant Editor, Associate Editor, Film Editor, Copy Editor, Web Editor, Slog...

9 replies on “A Perineal Source of Humor”

  1. As forward-thinking media-savvy progressive people, I propose that we acronymize “Wrongfully Accuse Obama” as WAO –or more accurately: “Wrongful Accusation of Obama“–, and then weaponize it post-haste so that we can bludgeon divisive pundits (eg. O’Reilly) when they attack El Prez. with weak shouty attacks.

    Example:
    OReilly-clone: I cannot believe Obama would stoop so low as to actually kiss a baby! Can you belie–(flap flap flap)
    Razor-sharp Progressive: OReilly, your weak-sauce WAO holds zero water here, I suggest you seriously step up your game and start using actual logic for once. The more relevant situation here … (succinct point, with flawless evocative supporting detail. Etc.)

  2. Mmmmm! TAINT!
    I’ve been wanting to ask permission. Gossping and making up stuff is not my thing, so I wanted to ask first. One of my recent comments on Slog was about a Savage-Mary Cheney ticket regarding facesitting.

    I want to start a thread on a forum I belong to, http://www.mistressdestiny.com/forums/fo…
    The title might be
    Dan Savage-Mary Cheney in ’08!
    I already belong to a a couple of gay and lesbian forums as well as a Politico/Philosophy one (Polysci major – Go Badgers! Dec. 27th). Forums are pretty neat, as you probably know. You can post an avatar, post pictures, youtube, and get into alright discussions.
    What do you think? Maybe just a thread on taint licking?

  3. Far left rags like yours and Huff Post can giggle important questions about The One away, but that doesn’t make inquiring conservaives like me stop asking them.

    There will always be questions about Obama’s involvement with Blagojevich until he answers them.

    There will always be questions about Obama’s willingness to associate with terrorists and crooks until he answers them.

    There will always be questions about the legitimacy of Obama’s presidency until he produces his birth certificate (and there are still several lawsuits pending seeking to do just that).

    There will always be questions about your Messiah’s secret homosexuality and desire to convert our children to homosexuality until he answers questions about his involvement with Larry Sinclair.

    Thankfully, there are still enough good Americans asking them.

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