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MillerCoors LLC agreed to stop producing and selling caffeinated-alcoholic drinks in the U.S., under a settlement with more than a dozen state attorneys general.
Oh gawd. I actually know a couple of dudes (duds?) that liked that Sparks stuff.
I was just in the Castro and had a Sparks for 50 cents during Happy Hour at 440 Bar. Clearance?
It truly is the end of an era.
Oh my god. What does this bode for Joose?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Another thing I’ve never heard of.
NO! NOOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO!
My friends and I — our weekends fucking RUN on Sparks!
We must stock up. We much make piles and hide them for this enegy-alcohol apocalypse!
Well, at least we’ll always have red bull and vodka right? Right??
Looks like its back to Jager and key bumps girls.
Aw fuck, there was nothing trashy about these!
In fact the blue kind only had 130 calories each.
Now how’ma gonna get my skinny-girl-on-the-go booze??
@1 Nic, is that you?
NOOOOOOO!
I think I just heard the city of Bellingham break into a cussing fit.
@13
Hahaha! That’s funny because it’s so true!
God damn this bullshit. I don’t wanna live without Sparks.
“Masking feelings of drunkenness” is the fucking point of drinking it!
Now is the time to invest in JOOSE! Their stock’s gonna go through the roof!
Why would you want to mask feelings of drunkenness?
Hopefully this will lead to a crackdown on the cretinous Jack and Coke.
this is seriously fucked up. how am i ever going to sing karaoke again?
I’m sorry, this genuinely disappoints me. I liked Sparks 🙁
#4, #16, you’re behind the curve, Four LOKO leaves Joose in the dust. 11%, all the energy crap + wormwood
I’ll miss you Sparks.
🙁
Who knows an acceptable substitute?
“Four Loko” is the best!
Four Loko!!! Sparks was too weak anyway…