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OK, I give. The Johnsons of Wasilla are highly educated German-Jewish-Americans, not brand-name-obsessed hillbillies.
But if news of Gucci or Rolex Johnson gets out, I’ll be vindicated.
@51 Would Rolex be a girl’s name or a boy’s name?
But if news of Gucci or Rolex Johnson gets out, I’ll be vindicated.
“Tiffany” is the usual consumer good suspect.
Perhaps something closer to home, more contemporary, like Oxycontin.
Oh Poo! I’ve just about got done paying the layaway for the dress I bought for the wedding, and Sears charges a restocking fee!
Catalina,
I appreciate your wit.
Gotta wonder how many boys in Wasilla are named Jack Daniel, with or without the terminal S. Do the parents just blurt out the name of whatever is in their hand when the nurse comes to get the name for the certificate? WTF is in the water up there, anyway?
That news makes me so happy I want to celebrate with a shoplifted bottle of wine.
Shouldn’t you be laying off making fun of people for a while??? At least they mind their own business and don’t steal