Let it be known: There is an “alternative talk” radio station on the dial at 1150 AM that from 10 pm to midnight on Mondays broadcasts a program Sex Once a Week with Dr. Roger Libby and Terisa Greenan. Tonight on this program Lindy West and I will discuss the results of The Stranger‘s sex survey. This is a brand-new call-in show that no one has ever heard of, and Lindy West and I are going to get bombed first, so there’s no telling how weird/boring/hilarious it may be.

In addition to the obvious questions—why are so many Belltown residents hot for homeless people? Why are three-ways the number one before-I-die sexual fantasy of the vast majority of the population? Why do 31% of lesbians and 8% of straight guys want to sleep with Barack Obama?—we’re also going to divulge data we collected but didn’t have room to cover in the paper, such as the question about pubic hair, the question about who in the Palin clan people most want to sleep with (Sarah or Levi?), etc. Tune in if you like. But please get drunk first.

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...

24 replies on “If You Would Like to Hear Lindy West and Me on the Radio Tonight Talking About the Results of the Sex Survey, You’re in Luck”

  6. I consider myself to be a rather unexceptional person who was once a garden variety tramp, but even I have had multiple group sex experiences.

    Darlings, if you want a three (or four, or five or six…) way, just go out there and do it. It’s not complicated – not nearly as difficult as this whole registration thing.

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