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…why couldn’t they agree to just, you know, share him?

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score—with Krazy Glue.

The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee. “We had a plan,” one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a “rub down,” the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man’s wife, who joined her in the room. One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, “Which one do you love more?”

After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south. Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

123 replies on “If These Women Could Agree On Tying Him Up and Glueing His Cock to His Stomach…”

  2. It’s completely uncalled for to glue the guy’s cock to his stomach. He’s a cheater and an asshole, but it’s not as if he’s a rapist or something.

    Cheating is bad, but it’s not bad enough to justify violence. Call him an asshole, kick him out of the house, even (this is, after all, pretty bullshit, it’s not a one-off incident), but there’s no justification for violence.

  4. Just to state the situation plainly and to get back on topic, this is assault–not major assault, because stickydink wasn’t injured (pride aside) as far as I can tell, but still assault–and it’s good that the the women are facing legal consequences, which hopefully will be proportionate to the “prank gone wrong” quality of the crime.

    Oh yeah, and it’s crummy to insult people’s looks. Can we not do that?

  5. @97 and all the theology wonks

    We should throw a religious discussion night and just go crazy! I won’t partake in the whiskey, but give me a good Hefewiesen and I’ll talk your car off about religious theory.

  6. Are there any photos of the guy we can laugh at too?

    I’m not asking to make some kind of point about any double standard with how society treats men and women, I just really want to make fun of him too.

  9. @107

    Oy. Thanks as well for the Pogues.

    Well then my Aussie friend, if ever you’re in San Diego we’ll make the rounds and see if we can find the best whiskey in town. And along the way, I’m sure we’ll find enough good beers to keep us going.

  10. How did this post turn into a Christian pissing contest? This is a story about a guy who had his COCK glued to his stomach. Sweet jeebus, don’t you people have any other forums to spout on?

  11. As proponent of open relationships, I rather dislike the way Dan constantly seems to conflate the ‘open relationship’ option with the ‘letting your scumbag partner cheat’ option.

    It’s no wonder so many people think so badly of open relationships if they thinks its like discovering your partner is lying and manipulating you and a bunch of other women, and then just going along with it. To me at least, that a wold away from the kind of fair and honest arrangement that most open relationships I’ve been in or known about tend to be (and I’m female, lest anyone thinks only guys think like this).

    The sad fact is, that quite alot of people I know who cheat wouldn’t rather have any kind of ‘sharing’, they like being able to get multiple people to commit to them totally, while holding their own options wide open, and are aware its difficult to arrange that without manipulating people into it unwillingly.

    I can’t condone the physical violence, but DTMFA would have been my advice to any of the women, not ‘see if you can agree to share’.

  12. I like this. Women are usually hating on each other when some guy cheats on them. Nice to see the sisters working together to put the hate where it belongs… on his cheating ass, or what have you.

  14. Loveschild, as has been demonstrated repeatedly, you don’t follow the Bible. You only cherry pick scripture that you can use it to attack others whom you hate. You just ignore the stuff you don’t want to follow.

  16. Aussie Steve @ 107,

    Whiskey is a beautiful thing, be it Scotch, Irish or Bourbon. I often see individuals with shirts that read,”Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
    — Benjamin Franklin

    I’ve often thought that whiskey is living proof that God has good taste and he want us to enjoy it. So, no worries about time spent, brain cells lost, or liver cells being damaged. Taste and enjoy, just do it responsibly. Cheers!

  17. Kim here’s something we can really agree on! As I always say, whiskey is just beer that’s been perfected.

    When I next cross the pond I’ll take you up on your offer. And I’ll bring my Maton with me…

  18. Kim, I kind of love you too (agnostic secular humanist that I am), and if any of you ever make it to Scotland, I’ll buy you all a nice single malt.

    Regarding these women and that guy, I do feel a little vindictive thrill that the guy got what was coming to him. On the other hand, this is real life, and no one deserves to ACTUALLY have their dick superglued to their stomach (let alone endure the physical assault and verbal bullying that apparently went with it). That being said, openaboutlove is right. Wtf are you thinking, Dan, asking why they don’t just share him?! This douche is a manipulative, cheating, lying asshole (who probably put them all at risk of STIs, I might add); DTMFA!

  21. Dan, I’m a huge fan of yours, and I rarely disagree with you, but as a polyamorous person, I must point out that this situation has nothing to do with sharing. I’m happy to share my lovers in an open and honest manner, but if I found out that someone had been this incredibly dishonest with me, well, I sure as hell wouldn’t do any nonconsensual physical damage to him, but it wouldn’t be a pretty conversation to say the least. Don’t get me wrong, these women are completely psychopathic, but would you really expect them to decide that everything was OK and the guy was an angel after finding out about each other? I’d probably sky write, “John Doe is a big cheating douche bag who sucks in bed.”

  22. Why would anybody listen to Loveschild when it comes to religion? She’s just some black sow who probably converted in order to get an early parole.

  23. If four men attacked a woman in this manner they would be tossed in jail and branded misogynistic monsters. Nancy Grace would bash them nightly for decades and no one would publicly consider the cheating woman got what she deserved.

    The same was true when Lorena Bobbitt sliced off her husband’s penis while he slept. Women everywhere hailed her as some kind of hero. If a man mutilated a woman’s vagina (say, sliced off her clitoris) while she slept, he would be branded the worst kind of savage and (rightfully) tossed in jail for life.

    The bottom line is the Super Glue revenge women are crazy savages and they should all do hard time in jail for their crimes. As I recall, Lorena Bobbitt got a slap on the wrist. That was a gross miscarriage of justice.

    I’m not excusing the men for cheating in either of these cases, but if someone is unhappy in a marriage and suspects his/her partner of cheating, then LEAVE. End the relationship. That’s what civilized people do. I say throw the book at these lunatic women, and shame to anyone (male or female) who celebrates savage behavior like this. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

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