These gems.
This dress.
These jackets.
These sparkles.
These leather bloomers.
These horses.
This barong.
This chrome purse.
This Doritos purse.
This chicken purse.
This crown.
This Dragon Ball Z tee.
This gold.
This hand harness.
This jacket.
This Kurt Loder costume.
This lace.
This necklace.
This bow.
This scarf.
This shirt.
This text.
This tulle.
This white suit.

Timothy Rysdyke is a nightlife photographer and fashion columnist. He is also the founder of the Capitol Hill-obsessed blog Hillebrity.