
The Most Important Thing
The first question you need to ask yourself is this: Am I registered to vote? If you’re 18, and you’re a US citizen, and you’re not registered to vote, then all of your badass political posturing and awesome social media sloganeering is worthless, hypocritical bullshit and you should go find a political science professor right now and see just how impressed she is by your amazing reasons for enjoying the luxury of higher education while not even taking the simplest little step toward making the world beyond your privileged campus bubble a better place.
Oh, you’d rather avoid that awkward conversation?
Okay. Then pull out your smartphone right now, navigate your ass to vote.gov, and get the job done. All set? Great. Now we can really talk.
