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When Bat’leths are outlawed, only outlaws will have Bat’leths.
If you outlaw phasers, only outlaws will have phasers!!!
This is just all kinds of awesome. Maybe somebody will rob a bank with a phaser rifle next.
Guess the tech sector really is hurting.
#1: Kudos. The internet is indeed a race.
Lets see a stupid Star Wars fan rob a 7-11 with a replica lightsaber! Take that losers. Trek 4 life!
“Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? [looks it up in a little book] Ah, yes: Gar-dacchk!” — Comic Book Guy
fucking nerds. the clerk, too.
Thieves have no honor. (Turning back)
Just now before his nap I was reading my friend’s four-year-old an old German book about a “rabbit school” (Die Hässchenschule). I was translating their little rabbit schoolbook about foxes, in which it said “Der Rotfuchs ist ein Räuber,” the red fox is a thief. And he said, what’s a thief. Well… So I found myself explaining what a bank was, then going to the 911 blog to find photos of thieves. Can of worms! Among other things, none of the bank robbers is waving guns–it’s all klingon swords or some shit. A backpack and a nasty note.
Mmm, hãssenpfeffer. I love hãssenpfeffer.
Sea kittens too. And bacon.
colorado springs? isn’t new life church in colorado springs? along with several thousand batshit fundies?
Colorado Springs is also the home of a lot of things very nerdy including star trek obsessed sci fi people. I can totally see it.
Seriously, @9. A true Klingon would never reduce themselves to mere thievery; this was probably a Ferengi in disguise.
@12 is more right than @13
Read some comments on the Gazette website.
Buncha hillbillies.
what? He was white?
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
@9
You misspell my name. You insult my honor. Prepare to die.
It looks more like the shorter mek’leth sword.
this is the opening scene from Clerks 3
We need to shut down Star Trek nights; clearly they promote this kind of thuggery among Trekkies.