Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

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  1. Just now before his nap I was reading my friend’s four-year-old an old German book about a “rabbit school” (Die Hässchenschule). I was translating their little rabbit schoolbook about foxes, in which it said “Der Rotfuchs ist ein Räuber,” the red fox is a thief. And he said, what’s a thief. Well… So I found myself explaining what a bank was, then going to the 911 blog to find photos of thieves. Can of worms! Among other things, none of the bank robbers is waving guns–it’s all klingon swords or some shit. A backpack and a nasty note.

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