I hope you've got your diapers securely fastened, France, because there is definitely something else in my Cap-Sac* right now. I can feel it up there. I think it's glowing.

But what is it? What is it what is it what is it!?

*The fanny-pack for your head.

OH, SNAP. IT'S NARNIA, BITCHEZ!

Motherfuckin' Narnia is in my Cap-Sac!!! WHO WANTS TURKISH DELIIIIIIIIGHT!?

France can suck it.