I hope you’ve got your diapers securely fastened, France, because there is definitely something else in my Cap-Sac* right now. I can feel it up there. I think it’s glowing.
But what is it? What is it what is it what is it!?
*The fanny-pack for your head.
OH, SNAP. IT’S NARNIA, BITCHEZ!
Motherfuckin’ Narnia is in my Cap-Sac!!! WHO WANTS TURKISH DELIIIIIIIIGHT!?
France can suck it.
Something has shat green turds all over Narnia it seems. Mr. Tumnus also seems to have a rather small cock for being half horse. The lion however…
I want to enter your cap portal!
there it is! i’ve been looking for narnia all over, it just snuck away for a nap in your cap sac! naughty narnia!
Who gives a fuck!
When i first saw it, I wanted to hate your “what’s in my cap-sac” series. Really, I did. But instead I find myself cracking up over and over, because what’s actually there is really a surprise.
there’s lots of potential in the Narnia in my sac line. thanks. much better than the too often used and now worn out forest moon of Endor in my undies.
Is the cloud supposed to look like an erect penis?
Sweet. It finally moved out of that musty closet in Britain, to a land where it can be invaded by hipsters and atheists. Watch out, cap-sac (and cap-sac-sporting-Lindy) there’s gonna be a line to clamber on in there.
@1: Mr. Tumnus is a faun, not a centaur. He has a wee goat penis, not a great horse dick. I’m sure Lindy fact checked with KOMO’s research department.
How I love that deranged-yet-determined look in your eye.
Bad lighting…or do you have a shiner under your right eye (our left)?
next week: new post! What’s In My Nut-Sac by Jack Black
Dear God, just get rid of that cheap, ugly fucking thing. I’m sick of seeing it.
You look terrible, btw.
No one understands true goat penis.
Maybe you should, eh, keep these things inside of you cap sac thing.
funny place to get yummy turkish delight: at the hot dog stand with the rainbow umbrellas in westlake plaza, right next to the jar of pickles. you can get pistachio, rose, and raspberry (turkish delight, not pickles)
BEAT THAT, FRANCE! FACE.
<3 Lindy
Max J – Are there any slog bloggers you don’t personally insult on a regular basis?
Also, Lindy, Narnia ended! That world is done-zo. They all got raptured after the whole Anti-Christ – oops, I mean Tashlan – thing.
@20,
I love Lindy with all my heart, she’s generally hillarious (this post was hilarious).. I just think that hat is ugly. What’s your beef with that?!?
@20,
In fact, I may love Lindy the most and Charles the second most, I love all sloggers with the except of Paul Constant who is a humourless bore and with the worst useless posts.
I did not see that coming.
Whoa! Awesome!
Is your capsack sewn from the leaves of an apple tree that grew from the seeds of a magic apple brought to our world from Aslan’s Garden?
I LOVE YOU, LINDY!