Congrats, everyone—all of the winners, and the nominees! A full round-up of the Genius Awards party will be on Slog in the morning, but for now, here are all the acceptance speeches—the moment each winner learned they’d just won.

(My apologies on the sound during Jessika Kenney’s speech. Doh! Oops.)

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...