Unlike yesterday, today’s subject line is not a joke. It is from Radar.com:

Stripped of her crown, Prejean sued the Miss California USA pageant but reportedly settled after the sex tape surfaced. She called the sex tape the biggest mistake of her life.

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life — all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

Gold-star question from Paul Constant: “Are we allowed to refer to her as a porn star yet?”

Yes. Yes, we are.

Also: Carrie Prejean’s book tour has been cancelled.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

50 replies on ““30 Nude Photos, 8 Sex Tapes of Carrie Prejean Surface””

  7. You reap the wind, you sow the whirlwind… and so on…

    I pity her, it must suck to get this sort of public trashing, but this wouldn’t be that big a deal if she hadn’t been so hypocritical.

  10. @ 7 Urgutha Forka, what is depressing and quite shocking to me is the reaction from the right wing Christian side.
    Many still stand by her, defend her and blame all on “those damn gays”, that are abusing this poor lil Mary Magdalene.They are worse then i thought, and i never thought high of them to start out with.

    Dammit! What assholes..

  13. @7 I don’t pity her. From day one, she’s the one who wanted to be the center of attention. She just didn’t think it would be for her homemade pornography.

  14. sex star?
    stridently proclaiming her morality in the phase of wide social disaproval?
    very well put together?

    i think that makes a gay icon?

  15. the hubris! knowing this petard in the closet and your ex has the keys to your hoist, but yet going forward regardless – she’s ballsy as fuck & dumb as a rock. either way, i like her a lot more now.

  20. “In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.””

    strong and fast, and silicone enhanced, fake bake obsessively hairscaped temples to the glory of our god given right to vanilla soft core porn.

  22. I’m getting a sickening sense of how this could all play out: Carrie will give a full disclosure, but will cast it all in the heavenly light of “this is the sort of sexual expression that God approves of, unlike the sinful homo stuff,” and will get a second life as a Christian sex advice columnist.

    I will then start vomiting and will not stop until only clear bile comes out.

  23. I hope she learned, that every one of us has regrets in life, and that we all are freaks in our own way (and I mean that in the best sort of way), but hypocrisy is dangerous. So never throw stones, more often or not your going to damage your own glass house.

  25. @13,
    I can respect that. I think I still just have a soft spot when it’s an ignorant fool like Prejean who makes a mockery of herself.
    If something this damaging and embarrassing happened to someone less ignorant and more malicious, Dick Cheney for example, I would feel no pity at all.

  26. Man, where’s LC to come defend poor, poor li’l Miss Persecuted Wingnut? Her verbal contortions are almost as entertaining as Prejean’s.

  29. Ah hahahahahahahahaha!

    I generally try not to take pleasure in others embarrassment or pain, but this gal was just asking for divine retribution. Karma took no time at all for giving this one her comeuppance.

  31. Even better than a porn star, she’s a Jesus Christ Porn Star. And I have no pity for her — I think those who do are just dazzled by her looks. She’s a snake.

  33. It is unfortunate that some people regard it as wrong for a person, regardless of gender, to send sex photos of themselves to their partner. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it, if people are into it they should do it more often and outsiders should regard it as blasé. However, she went to the god side which condemns such harmless behavior. That was her biggest mistake. If she had not done that she could have been the next Vanessa Williams. Maybe she will be the next Dr. Laura. What a horrible thought.

    Oh, and by the way, calling her stupid is one thing but calling her fat was really stupid.

  44. I just can’t figure out how a gal goes about masturbating with those awful fake fingernails she’s always sporting. hyujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

    And apparently neither can my cat.

  45. “Canceled” and “cancelled” are both acceptable. If you’re going to be a pedant, at least confirm your accuracy. You give the rest of us a bad name.

  48. Fuck. This is keeps getting worse. Did she forget the rest of the tapes were out there? Did she think they wouldn’t come to light? It’s just tragic. If only she had used her vacuous banality for good instead of evil…

  49. “I hope she learned”

    HAW HAW HAW

    seriously though, if she was underaged and sent it to people, isn’t she going to be arrested for creating and distributing “child pornography”, also for the TMZ people for possessing it?

    or is this ok because she’s a republican

Comments are closed.