Hank found your dildo in the bushes.
In case you were looking for it.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
I beg your pardon.
Was it made out of a gelatin with glitter mixed in, or was the glitter applied after molding?
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
In my defense: “MC Nancy Elliott (R-NH) – Rectum (Wiggle It Around) Official Video”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24HpPPW11…
(h/t Boing Boing via Dlisted)
Roses are red
Dildos are blue
I love you Lindy
And your little dog too!
#4 for the win
Hmm, Valentine’s Day. Does this mean I’m supposed to shoot an arrow through somebody’s heart?
I’d make some snarky comment, but I can’t stop shuddering.
Oh, I also nominate #4 FTW.
You know, Lindy, you’re pretty lucky. Some dogs can find missing children, others are experts at sniffing out explosives, and some can even tell if you have cancer. But you, my friend, have a bona fide dildo-sniffer. Take care of that dog — he’s worth his weight in dildos.
What, exactly, is Hank’s blurry little butt doing there?
Hmmmm, gotta wonder how Hank developed this talent for finding dildos. 🙂
Next step – train him to sniff out huge cocks.
All that’s missing is a bottle of lube and some anal beads. Get to work, Hank.
Edward?
I’m sure that was a rhetorical question @13, but I’d offer that the answer most likely is: when Homo Sapiens finally perfects the concept of “the disposable planet”.
And really Lindy, your dog is in the habit of finding dildos just lying around on the ground? Makes me think there’s something – I say – something a little off about that boy…
Hmm, that wouldn’t be the NW native plant, Rubus pedatus (common name: five-leaf bramble—although fewer-leaved clusters are commonly observed) forward of the Rhododendron there, would it?
The Rhododendron and the pine needles would tend to fill out the ecological niche in which this denizen of our native forests might logically be sown ( I assume it’s been planted; although it may well be part of a wild urban population, though I have never observed this species in the city. I assume you made the photograph in the city. If so, I’d be interested in knowing where).
If it is the Rubus, I’m most encouraged to see its persistence throughout the winter months. Gardens featuring native species do often lack for evergreen ground covers in the winter, and this is one I’d be interested in trying.
By the way, is that a dildo lying there on the ground?