Okay everybody… Only 16 more days till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. SIXTEEN! That’s only a little more than 2 weeks! Time’s-a-tickin’. Did you know that HUMP! has free classifieds? Here’s an ad, looking for a fellow. For a nice film that’s like a Woody Allen flick, but with fucking…
Calling all TOPS! I need one more top actor for my HUMP film. We’re shooting Oct 2. There are 3 guys in the script. Two have been cast, one top and one super-bottom. Join us for a fun and funny script, a comedy of errors – like Woody Allen with fucking! C’mon, be a porn star for a day. Send pics (headshot or nudes). I’m happy to send the script to interested actors. CONTACT HERE
Also, not sure if, as a porn-star-for-a-day, you’d want a hairy chest or a shaved one… If it’s the latter, please watch this helpful SFW video.
If you juice and tan, whether you shave or not I hope you don’t mind me giggling.
It’s an animated film involving tigers and salmon.
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Whenever I see these HUMP Day postings, I always think of Space Moose.
You know i was really enjoying that until he started posing at the end. Cuz that’s just stupid.
Awesome.
Chest.
And the tile work is quite nice, too.
Best softcore porn I’ve seen. Oops, I’m drooling.
Dan, can you recommend a good free trial video editing software?
I like a nice chest, but this guy is a total douche.
I had to turn the sound off.
I’d fuck him, but only if I could gag him first.
Ew. He has bigger tits than me. I don’t want no man w/titties. Gross. Also, @8 is right – total douche. Maybe you gay dudes could hit that shit with a bag over the head and a gag, but the boobies + over-the-top douchiness absolutely destroy it for me. No chance in hell.
Oh, definitely a hot body!
Now, where can I find his video where he’s shaving his balls??? :)~
And, @11 – Those aren’t “boobies.” They’re muscles. Nothing like those milk producing sacks of fat that you’re thinking of.
Nothing against women and their “boobies,” but you’re the one that went there first.
Send this clip to Roschambeau so maybe he’ll learn how to shave that hairy assof his, that we’re all so sick of looking at (come on, you are too!).
#7 – Mac or PC?
#14 – I’ll send him this clip now. HAAAAA!
As an elderly straight woman I say:EWWWW
I will also take this opportuntiy that I have pondering for ages to ask the question: How and why did “douche” become the highly insulting espression for a scorned person?
“Douche” is the french word for shower, as in a French hotel room has une douche ensuite.
The other definition is what a woman used to do to clean out the, uh, vaginal cavity to cleanse, whatever, feminine smells, or something. Maybe to rinse out the errant sperm that might be lurking.
Disclosure: I did that in the early 70’s as a newlywed, but didn’t exactly know why.
Anyway, if anyone who uses “douche” as a pejoritave sees this I would be pleased to know the root of it.