Breaking underpants news, from Slog tipper/Vita patron Matt Hickey:
I’m at Vita. There’s a short old man having a phone conversation, and we can all hear him, but he’s saying, “You want funny underwear? I’ll get some. Tonight? Sure, I’ll do it now.” Then he asked Vita in general, “Anyone know where there’s a sex store nearby?” and the barista politely directed him to the Crypt.
Does he mean funny underwear ha-ha or funny underwear peculiar?
Funny underwear! Can you imagine?
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Looks like they’re ready for a bit a’ the old Ultra-Violence, me droogs.
There’s absolutely no way that this actually happened.
Probably wants a pair of briefs with an iron-on arrow pointing downwards with the legend “home of the whopper”.
I assure you they don’t sell “garments” at the Crypt.
I’m assuming he wanted “ha-ha” funny, and not magically-protective-funny. Semi-related to that, I spent a good part of a few years trying to score a pair of Magic Mormon Underpants to add to my collection of strange religious stuff. Never was able to get a set. 🙁
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Here is the system — take a good Mormon to bed — then take his garments as you leave — do not wash
just pointing out that the posting here is getting obsessive
well, maybe they are a tad magic if they have that kind of power over people
Is that a picture of the vaunted Mormon panties? I was wondering what they looked like the other day, but beyween work being brutully busy and technical difficulties at home I’ve been near cut off from the intertubes. It’s depressing to have no access. 🙁