Seriously:

You can tell that the dog in this film—his name is Francis—is an extremely patient teacher and cook, because making this bento box requires approximately 1,423,229 steps. The best step of all: explaining how to make an octopus-shaped sausage with eyes.

Francis’s YouTube channel called cookingwithdog—featuring him speaking English and a human speaking Japanese and not featuring any dogs being cooked—contains approximately 1,423,229 more videos. All of them very specific. All narrated by Francis.

14 replies on “A Dog Will Tell You How to Make Bento”

  1. I was window-shopping bento items the other night and telling my boyfriend how I wished I had a cute, patient Japanese girlfriend to make adorable lunches for me.

    He eyed me beadily.

  2. Bento is a crazy artform that I appreciate but would simply never have the patience for. Why spend an hour making that when you could spend 5 minutes throwing together a turkey sandwich, slice some veggies into a bag and throw in an apple.

    Wala! And I didn’t dirty 14 different dishes.

  3. Can you say cross-contamination? Handling raw chicken and arranging veggie salad with mayo at the same time? Not so good. I try not to kill myself when I cook.

  4. Wow! And I used to be impressed when my mother squirted a mustard smiley face on the bologna before topping it with a bright orange slice of Kraft American cheese, then slapping both between two slices of Wonder bread (crust removed), and placing the sandwich next to a Twinkie and a can of Pepsi in my lunchbox without any ash from the cigarette hanging from the corner of her mouth falling into my lunch.

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