Because unlike the late Enumclaw horsefuckee, this guy’s a top. But horsefuckery remains a dangerous game:
A South Carolina man was busted for having sex with a horse, while on probation for having sex with the same horse. Rodell Vereen, 50, was arrested Monday night in the throes of bestiality by the filly’s shotgun-toting owner, who also has video surveillance of the perverse act…. When Kenley pointed a shotgun at Vereen, he claimed to be looking for a bathroom.
The name of the horse: Sugar.
As Conan quipped last night, “This guy just can’t take neigh for an answer”
hehe
Fuck your own horse.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!
Craig Ferguson, last night: “Doesn’t he understand that neigh means neigh?”
It seems like all the crazy stories lately are coming out of South Carolina. It is the new Florida.
I really want to feed my special almond-flavored milk shake to anyone who wants to fuck non-consenting, non-adult animals outside one’s own species. Think how nicer the world would be.
How dare you release the victim’s name! Have you no shame, sir?
Filly? More like fill-ee mirite?
Use of the term “filly” is incorrect anyway, as the horse in question was 21. The correct term for a female horse of that age is “mare”.
I blame Mark Sanford.
This is a real tale of whoa.
Give me some sugar du du de do doo doo
The poll on the NY Daily News site is also hilarious:
What should happen to this man?
O – This is horrible! Jail for life.
O – He needs mental help, NOW!
O – Nothing. It’s an alternative lifestyle, it’s his business.
Also funny is the random text I need to enter to post this comment: “Retrot”
Well, he keeps coming back to the same nag instead of getting his own mount. Must be true love….or something.
Excellent. Just excellent.
Was this gay horsefuckery?
I’d be looking for the bathroom too, if I had a horses cock up my ass and heard a shotgun chambering a round.
The horse was dressed provocatively.
@17: as Dan noted, this guy is a top and it’s a female horse…so no, no cock up the ass in this one.
Unstable… Headline writer deserves a sea biscuit.
sweet.
it was the same horse both times. he’s obviously madly in love and just can’t get enough.
I’d be curious to know who this guy (Rodell/horse fucker) voted for in the last presidential election.
…just curious…
#11 FTW
Aside from the obvious sickness, the guy obviously has delusions about the size of his dick…..trying to fuck a horse? Please, get over yourself.
I loved the Boston Legal episode about the guy who was in love with his cow.
#2’s comment has tears streaming down my face. it’s true!!
Mrs. Patrick Campbell (the actress) said to George Bernard Shaw about sex: It doesn’t matter what you do “as long as you don’t do it in the streets and scare the horses”
Score one for monogamy