When I was twelve, I got busted ripping out all of the GUESS Jeans ads from a Rolling Stone magazine at Roger’s IGA in Hillman Michigan. The ad campaign featured Anna Nicole Smith and I needed those pages for a collage I was making on my bedroom wall. The store owner, probably named Roger, grabbed me. I tried to run for it, but he nabbed me. I had to sit in his office until my mom came, bought the whole magazine, and apologized on my behalf. I was grounded for at least a week.
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O
That is EXACTLY what I would have guessed a Kelly O Crime Story to have been.
I love “Follow the Leader” too! Thanks Kelly O!
this is hilarious.
O Kelly my Kelly you are wonderful
That’s an awesome story Kelly O. Thank you for sharing it!
(I miss you Anna Nicole. I’m a gayboy but I so wanted to get between your knockers. Rest in peace, people’s princess.)
a collage? REALLY? me thinks you are a stalker
This is what libraries are for.
Think ECB’s mom grounded her too?