When I was in elementary school, we used to buy five-packs of Now and Laters for a nickel and sell them for a quarter at recess. In fifth grade, we realized we could make an additional 5¢ per pack if we just stole the Now and Laters, and so we did. Later, we sold drugs.
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Seriously, no comments? This one is pretty goddam funny.
I assume you mean “later” as in “later in the afternoon”?
me too, but with sour straws..and then the other stuff…
thanks for selling me drugs, Hecht.
Neat.
I used to buy comic books and “rent” them to my younger siblings to feed my comic addiction.
I think it was like 5 cents, but back then we called this “capitalism” so it was ok.
You win.