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Can I have one? Please make it out to “Madam Awesome.”
They look good on your wall… fuzzy and good.
Winner.
Wow. Way to look it square in the eye and talk about it. Glad to see the minions lining up behind you in support. Running a fine organization there, Dan.
Ummm… Seattle Weekly?
now that’s just silly!
I find the most interesting part of this is the reveal that the slog staff does have meetings. You guys are more organized than you appear.
For next time; Everyone should pick something that relates more to their normal subjects. Dominic has the only one that stays on theme.
I am disappointed this one isn’t about bad parenting by church folk. The “weekly” reference is good though.
Lame way to deal with this. I can only imagine the “meeting” that took place over this. How do you MAKE everyone post these things?
@8 sorry all you got for your trouble over the past few days was some limp schadenfreude. see you next time!
@8, maybe someday you’ll be old enough to have a job, and find out for yourself.
@8 i thought all you wanted was an admission.
it took a minute to sink in that those are Weekly awards! fucking PERFECT dan! ahaha
If I lived in S-town, would I have a better chance of knowing WTF this is about?
@3 is right.
Dan for the win!
When I was President of the United States Of America, I engaged in or ordered my staff to carry out a series of offenses which included campaign fraud, political espionage and sabotage, illegal break-ins, improper tax audits, obstruction of justice, and illegal wiretapping on a massive scale, then conspired to cover up evidence of my crimes.
Although I was eventually caught, and forced to resign my office at the age of 61, the only President in the history of our nation to ever leave in such disgrace, my actions pale in comparison to those of Miss Barnett, whose crime ranks only below that of mass murder and child-rape in my book.
Charming.
*roffle*roffle*roffle*
Dan, this is better than when you got high and went to City Hall with a fake gun stuffed down your pants.
wow. pathetic.
wow. pathetic.
Dan, I find it crazy that you think it’s OK to harp on NPR and other media outlets for bias, unethical reporting, etc. when you steal awards that a rival newspaper gives to businesses. That’s real fucking mature. Not to mention the model of journalism ethics at The Stranger.