For some reason he isn’t able to comment right now, and he would just like to say:
I once contributed to tanking the global economy via ethically-challenged-at-best Financial Products, then insisted on accepting a Retention Bonus of millions of dollars. Then I left the company.
Feels great to get that off my chest.
JoeG
(I don’t know Joe, and don’t know if this is true, but given what’s happening everywhere else, I wouldn’t be surprised.)
I see what you did there, and I for one support your middle class muti-million dollar payout. I would have gone into billions.
finally, a story about an adult stealing. sorry stranger staff, but almost everybody experimented with shoplifting as children. those stories, while well intentioned, were not properly analogous to the recent ‘scandal.’
If I had the cash, hell, I’d pay the government a hundred-and-fifty-million-dollars just to get everyone to STFU and focus back on the very real (and trillion-dollar) economic crisis.
you’ll get very little of that here, 3, even without the recent ‘scandal.’
I stole a meal and several drinks from a date with the implied understanding that I would provide sex in return. I did not provide that sex.
That’s what you think, Smade. Should have taken a closer look at those drinks.
@2,
There are at least three posts citing adulthood stealing before this one.
thanks kesh. must have missed them.
In Elementary school I once took one of those practice plastic 5 cent coins from class and never returned it. And not too long after that I took a chocolate egg from a comic book store.
I stole microscope slides from my science class in grade school. I picked up this really cool antique microscope at a junk shop, but no microscope slides. I asked my mom to get some but she told me she wasn’t wasting any money on a piece of junk. So I asked my science teacher for some so I could experiment, but she said “no”….even after I offered to pay for them….so after class me and a friend came back and pilfered some. I still feel oddly guilty like I’m being watched and going to be busted whenever I happen to find myself around K-12 science teachers or grade schools…which isn’t very often anymore.
@8 so then that means you didn’t even look at the other posts, eh?
Dan and Frizzelle are 2 of those 3.