I feel better already.
Thank you, Metafilter.
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insert al frankin joke here
3rd time on Slog’s a charm.
That would totally make me feel better. Totally. Also.
I want to listen to that while wrapped in a Snuggie(tm)
I don’t need this. I’ve got Richard Simmons.
Are you fucking kidding me??? I think being intelligent is my curse. If I were aan average American retard I would have thought of this AND the Snuggie AND the ShamWOW and I’d be a motherfucking millionaire. Goddamn you giant magnificent brain! GODDAMN YOU!
Those three puzzle-shaped affirmative tokens would not fit together. What the fuck kind of affirmation is that? I am a broken, broken man and there is no way i can ever be whole?
Elmo said it first!
We need to get this into the hands of serial killers nationwide.
Attractive young people now need encouragement? WTF? They’re the prime demographic, they’re the target of all advertisers, they’re so aloof and self centered it’s a wonder they listen to anyone. And what do they need? Some one to tell them how Great they are. Ghezuz what a bunch of losers.