Is a Urinal Forehead Rest:
U.S. Patent No. 6,618,419.
Abstract: A forehead support apparatus for resting a standing users forehead against a wall above a bathroom commode or urinal or beneath a showerhead. The apparatus includes a mounting member adapted for attachment to an upright bathroom wall either above the commode or urinal or below the showerhead.
(Via.)
This is the first time in a long time I want a “thing” this holiday (new boots), but I could possibly see myself enjoying this as a gift.
Why doesn’t he have feet?
“Apply directly to the forehead”
I for one would appreciate some extra stability for those situations when I’m working not to present an unseemly wide stance.
Right above another article entitled Boy Toy…
@2 i suppose that explains the need for a head rest.
and hence TFDs will be borne. (Transmittable Forehead Diseases)
@4 – You say “wide stance” like it’s a bad thing…
I see your Urinal Forehead Rest, and I raise you one Rape Tunnel:
http://www.google.com/patents?id=WWOjAAA…
Planning on doing a little drinking, are we Paul?
I’ve already got what I wanted for Christmas. I’m not traveling to visit relatives this year.
heh heh… mounting member…
Go have a drink at The Coug, in Pullman. They have this installed for you already
I really could have used one of those in college.
I saw them in a pub in Prague as well– U Vystrelenyho Oka.
This gives me a place to wipe my jissom after I’m done masturbating. Awesome!
Hopworks Urban Brewery here in Portland has such a thing. Old bicycle banana seats mounted above the urinals.
Iis his bum saying achoo?
or beneath a showerhead
My god, I have no need for a urinal anything, but this could significantly improve the quality of my post-drinking-bout mornings!
Installed at the Beirstuub… Big Mt. Montana. It’s indispensable.