If you watched the Oscars last night, you probably saw this commercial about Whoopi Goldberg’s leaking peehole. I sure did!

But you probably didn’t know that you can go on YouTube and watch a whole bunch of extended scenes! Of Whoopi Goldberg! As famous women throughout history! Talking about peeing their pants!

For example, here’s Lady Godiva (warning—1:15 to the end will break your brain):

Among the revelations: Lady Godiva was constantly “wet between the thighs” (but not how you think!); it took extra time to burn Joan of Arc at the stake because she kept getting nervous and “spritzing” on the flames; and Helen of Troy “launched a thousand ships” ON THE STREAMS OF URINE ISSUING FORTH FROM HER CROTCH. This exists. This exists.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

8 replies on “Also, Eleanor Roosevelt Was Totally into Golden Showers!”

  2. and we thought it was funny when Jack Donaughy suggested on “30 Rock” that Whoopi would do anything for money (The Ukrainian Meat Machine)…

  5. I didn’t know 1 in 3 women have this problem! That’s a boatload! I always wondered why one of the more random, squickier pieces of advice my mother gave me was to do my kegel exercises and now I know it’s not because she’s just that odd.

    I love Whoopie.

  6. Woulda been funnier if former Pythonian Terry Jones had played Lady Godiva, with Whoopie it’s just kinda gorge risingly creepy.

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