Cover design Aaron Huffman, Photo Kelly O
First, can I tell you how secretly nervous I was while shooting this photo? Not for any other reason than John Criscitello is so gracious, warm, and whip-smart funny.

We tried to find the right prop… How about this guy? Kelly O

“Ooh! How about a Woo Girl?!” Kelly O

“Wait, how about a paintbrush? I’ll duct tape it… Look, ma! NO HANDS.” Kelly O

“Owww, it’s starting to rip off…” Kelly O

“Okay. This hurts! Aaaah.” Kelly O
