The Hamptons is just the San Juans with Puff Daddy bothering you all the time.
“Oh, hi, I was just in the neighborhood, can I borrow your personal assistant?” Terrible.
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The Hamptons is just the San Juans with Puff Daddy bothering you all the time.
“Oh, hi, I was just in the neighborhood, can I borrow your personal assistant?” Terrible.
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The Hamptons has better beaches, better surfing, and the women are hotter.
The San Juans, on the other hand, definitely has the edge when it comes to bric-a-brac shops run by post-menopausal women.
Don’t give him any ideas.
The Hamptons beaches are overrated.
Smith point and Robert Moses are the only two good beaches in Long Island.
@4 Ditch Plains when the swell is up is better than anything on the WA coast. Amagansett has beautiful beaches.
dude, you are so right Eric. All it is in the San Juans is smoking weed in a hot tub with the dad of someguy who’s in the Pharmacy. You just got to make sure he aint a polygamist and it’s all good. In the Hamptons you might end up at a mansion that Jaqueline Suzann’s mentally retarded son she forgot to check out of boarding school owns and have to blow Mike Tyson just to get your Jet Ski outta valet.
West coast wins!! Despite Katy Perry!