Then call me, maybe. Better to e-mail, though.
Then call me, maybe. Better to e-mail, though. lev radin / Shutterstock.com

Dear Seattle-area Bizness MGMT:

Do you run a bar, tavern, taproom, public house, or any other sort of drinking hut with a television inside it? If so, are you planning to show the second GOP debate? The kids’ table debate is set to air this Wednesday on CNN at 2 p.m. PST. The slightly more popular kids will argue later on at 5 p.m. PST.

If you do plan to show the debates, please send the following information to rsmith@thestranger.com so that I may direct people to yell at your televisions rather than their own.

• Name of your joint

• Whether you plan to show one or both debates

• Describe any kinda games you plan to play

• List and describe the names of any specially crafted, candidate-themed cocktails (e.g. The Trump Dump, Ye Ol’ Jeb! Bushmills. The Su-su-Rubio)

Thanks!
xo

R

Rich Smith is The Stranger's former News Editor. He writes about politics, books, and performance. You can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com