Because the time is now, people. Get to it!
This is HUMP!‘s fifth anniversary. Here are some facts about the number five:
5 is the number between 4 and 6. Why not have 4 or six people in your movie for HUMP!?
A starfish has 5 arms. Why not have sex with one? In a movie!!!
Humans have 5 fingers one each hand. Why not use them to grab a penis or boob?
There are 5 traditional pillars of Islam. Why not stick YOUR “pillar” in HIS Holy Land!?
“There are five solutions to Znám’s problem of length 6.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds totally sexy!
The traditional fifth anniversary gift is wood. WOOD LIKE A BONER!!!
Those are just some ideas I had. The deadline is September 21. Please get to sexing.
What if I’m a disgusting loser who can’t get laid? Can I still get in on the action?
starfish cannot consent. therefore that would be interspecies rape.
It’s Hump 5, so it’s Hump’s 4th anniversary.
Some important analysis on the number five:
http://www.lookupfellowship.com/2009/06/…
Please, no real starfish.
No bestiality. So starfish are out. And 2, if you can’t get laid- there’s always stop animation or balloon people. Those have actually been big hits in the past.
The numerology of my HUMP submission:
6 men in an orgy
5 alien masks
4 sacred dildos
3 charity workers
2 Seattle businesses
1 giant blue tentacled alien
The numerology of my HUMP submission:
6 men in an orgy
5 alien masks
4 sacred dildos
3 charity workers
2 Seattle businesses
1 giant blue tentacled alien
@9 sorry for the double post.
I love you Lindy
Lindy, you are such an adolescently-arrested gay man. Will you marry me?