I’ve spent the last hour trolling the internets to find something cheerful that might make up for posting this.
So here’s a story, courtesy of some combination in my search for “happiest victory good news puppy fire lottery rescue“:
Firefighters helped residents escape a blazing apartment building near Toco Hill unscathed Friday.
They also rescued a cat that was stuck on the top floor of the 5-story building.
And, oh look! A puppy! Good work, everyone!


The photo accompanying your original post was less disturbing.
Big deal. OJ Simpson did the same thing in The Towering Inferno decades ago.
i caught a hobo spider, have it in a big jar, feeding it crickets. youd love it!
“Good News Puppy Fire Lottery Rescue” would, as Dave Barry would say, make an awesome name for a punk band.