Seattle Police have arrested a man who allegedly robbed Capitol Hill’s favorite dildo emporium, Babeland, last Thursday night.
Yesterday, police arrested Charmarke Abdi-Issa, 28, for investigation of robbery. Police believe Abdi-Issa has robbed seven small businesses and one cab driver since October 28th.
According to Babeland staff, Abdi-Issa came in to their store around 9pm on November 13th and told an employee he was looking for a Fleshlight. When an employee opened the cash register to ring him up, Abdi-Issa allegedly pulled a gun and told the staff member to go to the back of the store.
Babeland’s Assistant Manager, Status Causey, says Abdi-Issa left with about $175 and the Fleshlight.
AND the fleshlight…Thats my favorite part. He left there looking at his right hand with money in it and was like “YES!” then looked at his left hand with the FL and was like “YES!”
Yah those things aren’t cheap.
Also, LOL@1
These are not the Dildos you’re looking for …
Damn, those things must be good.
The worst Awkward Sex + Family Moment I’ve ever had was when I was home for Thanksgiving in college, got into the shower one morning, and discovered one of my little brothers had left his fleshlight in the shampoo rack. Auuuggghhh.
the jokes are a dime a dozen,
No, I don’t want a dildo shoved up my ass, I don’t hate gay folks, I just thought it was funny.